The following is an editorial by the host of this FaceBook page. The views expressed are my own, and I have a right to express them under the US Contitution. The same Constitution you want to recognise your right to marry. So dont threaten me because you think Im going to roll over when you bark b*tch. If you dont like what it says, too bad. To my friends, I received a lovely text message from the mother (and I do mean MOTHER!) of the groom. I will forward it to anyone who wants to see it; because like the woman who sent it, it is too low class to be seen on FaceBook. Meanwhile we return to the continuing saga _ays of Our Lives. You fill it in. The wedding itself was a disaster. It looked like the bridezilla went to Fredricks of Hollywood for the bridesmaids dresses, cheetah print spandex mini dresses with red patent leather cfm pumps. Ive got pictures! Can you say Honey Boo Boo? The dj had a speech impediment. The officiant, who someone said is a judge, obviously hasnt done weddings much. It was like watching a really bad actor. Someone sent two elderly women, the grandmas, across a slippery dance floor during the introductions with no escort, so they had to hold each other up. It looked like they were learning to ice skate. The Maid of Honor said in her speech that the bride was strong willed, which got a laugh from the brides side. She went on to say she had never seen her more calm. Yeah, cause she got her way, in everthing. Everyone on the grooms side, including the grooms mother, strongly suspects the girl got pregnant just to make him marry her. I give this marriage six years, tops. She will not be happy or satisfied with anything he does for her, and it will break them. The bride and groom are living with his mom and her harem while they save some money. Since the bride is a carbon copy of the grooms mother I dont give that arrangement long. I just pity my ex. He has to stay in that dysfunctional mess. Helen McCoist, you were SO right. Cant wait to see you Saturday at Christophers wedding, which I know will be beautiful and tasteful.
Posted on: Tue, 07 Oct 2014 11:35:06 +0000