The gathered crowds cried, “avenge the transgressors oh mighty Pharaoh of Pharaohs” in the central market place. Before the populous stood a mighty “sun baked” figure, which faked his real age and did proclaim, “ go forth legions of the kingdom and conquer the enemies in my name and did go back to his quarters and nurse his jug.” And (sorry Sister Mary Christin, the linguistic rules changed”) they did go forth, into battle. PCs to the right PCs to the left of them did they go into battle. Upon the morning of the conflict, there appeared a “secret weapon” and it was good. The sacred inscriber did cry into the daylight “bring thy forth the sacred book of Mac” and we shall unleash the terror of Applese. Thy shall press the, the button on the right and await the “welcome screen””. Once the welcome screen is activated, thou shall wait for the “network” icon is enabled. Upon “booting up and connecting to the nearest “unsecured network”, thou shall proceed to seek out the icon of “Microsoft system “ and double click on the “network of demons”. Upon reaching this unworthy site, cry for the “sacred keystroke of Antioch”. Thou shall, left click the finger pad, twice, not one, or three, but twice. Upon thy clicks, there shall appear a page that says, “If you are on a PC, then good luck”. Thy shall now tickle thy finger pad and place the “arrow of Mac on the target and left click”. If nothing happens, you are sober. If there is a reaction, then you need to see a therapist, mine I do not recommend. I had to “check out a video distribution system to today. The only movie that I had was “Monty Python and The Holy Grail”. I wonder why I am posting in this manner? After all I have possibly seen that movie over a hundred times and still like it!
Posted on: Fri, 05 Sep 2014 05:07:05 +0000
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