The huge freshman decided to try out for the scUM football team. - TopicsExpress



          

The huge freshman decided to try out for the scUM football team. Can you tackle? asked Coach cHoke. Watch this, said the freshman, who proceeded to run smack into a telephone pole, shattering it to splinters. Wow, said cHoke. Im impressed. Can you run? Of course I can run, said the freshman. He was off like a shot, and, in just over nine seconds, he had run a hundred yard dash. Great! enthused cHoke. But can you pass a football? The freshman hesitated for a few seconds. Well, coach, he said, if I can swallow it, I can probably pass it.
Posted on: Mon, 25 Nov 2013 16:33:00 +0000

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