The human and I went to the park again this morning. We played and much to my frustration, I couldnt jump up the trees and grab onto the brunches as I used to do...My youth is long gone and my old crippled legs fail me now. I am a stubborn old lady though so Im still trying. I take my anger on plastic bottles, within minutes nothings left of them. Hihi! Dont mistake me for a Puddel, I aint one...I may be old and fat, but I am a mother-f****r-pitbul, still! Anyway, what was I saying? My memorys playing tricks to me as well... Oh, yeah: so we went to the park and played, the human is nice but a bit silly, me thinks. She pretends to run and makes funny noises...maybe shes a bit slow? Bless her! What a couple, eh?! an old useless and unwanted pitbull like me and a nice, slightly retarded human... Anyway, back to the point: in order to have some fun, she gave me some really shitty brunches to play with. And even a leaf. The intention was there, but the execution was very poor. I dont mean to be harsh on her, she means well, I can tell. She could do with a haircut though, looks a bit messy... One more thing: she also gave me a shitty name: Cara. No, really: wtf? Do I look like a Cara to you? Honestly, Im not trying to pick on her, shes done her best, but she shouldnt name animals in the future. Nor humans, for that matter. God help her children! But, fair on her, I got a bandana, for a funky look. Ive overheard a conversation, between my human and another human. It seems that today is the big day...Im having my operation. I know Im old, but I wouldnt mind living for a little longer... If you can, keep your fingers crossed for me! Once youve done that, dont forget to ask around, friends, family, Facebook aquintences if they are willing to give shelter to the old lady... Ive got till the end of the week here and after that...nowhere to go. Thank you for listening to my blabbering and for sharing my story. Heres a video in the park today with me and my human. https://youtube/watch?v=yCPVMv5u-YE&feature=youtu.be
Posted on: Tue, 14 Oct 2014 10:18:22 +0000
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