The infrequent, politically correct(ed) joke of the day: Three guys are stranded on an island: an American, an Italian, and an (insert country name here). One day they are walking down the beach and they come across a magic lamp. They rub the lamp and out comes a genie who offers them each one wish. The American says "I miss my girlfriend Jane more then anything. I just want to be back with her in Kansas." The genie snaps his fingers, and he is home, happy with Jane. The Italian says "I miss his girlfriend Sophia more than anyone can imagine. I just want to be back with her in Florence." The genie snaps his fingers. Poof, he is back in Florence drinking Chianti with Sophia. Then the gentleman from the country that will remain unnamed, looking unhappy and dejected, wonder aloud that he is lonely, misses his friends, and wishes they were there. The genie snaps his fingers. Poof.
Posted on: Thu, 06 Jun 2013 15:56:09 +0000
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