The is the full story of my life... HOBBIES: Collecting Teeth - TopicsExpress



          

The is the full story of my life... HOBBIES: Collecting Teeth from live lions, catching bullets with bare hands, jogging up and down mount everest. MY RECORDS: Fought with a dinosaur and broke its neck, skinned a crocodile alive, held my breath under the water for 2 months, 3 weeks, 6 hours, 5 minutes and 45 seconds... Traveled around the world in a Day. GREATEST ACHIEVEMENTS: Went to heaven to charge my phone, fluent in 10,598 languages, first male to land on the sun. SILLIEST THING IVE DONE: Ate a bowl of fruit on a Saturday morning. EMBARRASSING MOMENT: Couldnt kill 100 bears with a single punch, though 99 died instantly and the last one is now an imbecile. PROUDEST MOMENTS: Firstly, ate a cobra after biting me and secondly, when I roasted a dragon at the backyard with a lighter. SOMETHING ABOUT ME: I really dont like bragging
Posted on: Sat, 13 Dec 2014 01:29:24 +0000

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