The lady behind the desk at the employment office, said I needed to write down my JOB HISTORY....so, I said, My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned --couldnt concentrate. Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldnt hack it, so they gave me the ax. After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasnt suited for it. Mainly because it was a so-so job. Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was exhausting. I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldnt cut it. Then I tried to be a chef--figured it would add a little spice to my life but I just didnt have the thyme. Finally, I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldnt cut the mustard. My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasnt noteworthy. I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didnt have any patients. Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried but I just didnt fit in. I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldnt live on my net income. I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining. I got a job at a zoo feeding giraffes but I was fired because I wasnt up to it. So then I got a job in a gymnasium (work-out-center), but they said I wasnt fit for the job. Next, I found being an electrician interesting, but the work was shocking. After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it. My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind. So, in conclusion, I said to the lady behind the desk, You got any ideas? Im open for suggestions .........maybe you have something that WORKS..........because I dont! (Copied, unknown source)
Posted on: Thu, 01 Jan 2015 18:19:31 +0000
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