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The last hour of my life went as follows.. Eli has a blowout in his pants as soon as we got home. I took off his undies and was shaking it around in the toilet to clean them off and someone starts banging on the front door the second I flush. It startles me and the toilet sucks his undies straight out of my hand. The look of horror on Elis face and then the screams that The toilet ate my favorite Tow Mater underwears!!! I then inform poor Dustin that he will have to start cleaning Eli up and drawing a bath for him while I let the garage door company in. I let the man in the house, Eli still yelling about his Tow Mater undies, Dustin gagging and coughing, and the lovely smell of shit wafting throughout the house. Bad timing? The man says. Always... I reply. ;)
Posted on: Thu, 13 Nov 2014 21:25:10 +0000

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