The lawyer says to the wealthy art collector tycoon: I have some good news and, I have some bad news” The tycoon replies: I’ve had an awful day, lets hear the good news first”.The lawyer says: “Your wife invested $5,000 in two pictures today that she figures are worth a minimum of $2 million”.The tycoon replies enthusiastically: “Well done, very good news indeed! Youve just made my day; now what’s the bad news?”The lawyer answers: “The pictures are of you shagging your secretary”.
Posted on: Tue, 06 Jan 2015 07:01:54 +0000