The morning was fresh...we were out before sunrise. By the time we got to The Grassy Bit I could see The Dancers were out in numbers. As we approached the Bridge of Size we s A FOPS! DER AGGY TELLEM WE SAWED A FOPS. A BIG RED FOPS WOT RAN RITE PARST MY NOES AN STOPPED FOR A SNORTLE. We saw a fops. Er...fox. Only a youngun, not the magnificent white that Willow and I occasionally saw, but a feis HE DID CALL ME A BEE YOU TIFFLE MAMZEL HE DID TORK FUNNY! He talked funny? Have you listened to yourself? Anyway, the French accent is fake, hes from round here, hes just trying to be...foxy, I spose. HE DID SED *MAMZEL YOU AVE DER IYES OF DE MAGNIFY SCENT LADY IN DER PAINTIN IN DER LOO. WE DON HAVE A PAINTIN INNA LOO DO WE DER AGGY? I think he meant the Louvre. And I suppose he meant the Madonna with the Big Boobies... Anyway, then we AN DEN HE WERE GON. LIKE DIS! POOF! LIKE DAT. ALL MAGIC AN HE WENT AND VANISHED! Seren, you oaf...he ran into the bramble and legged it... *SIGH* HE WERE MAG NIFFY SCENT TOO. Oh dear..shes got it bad... The Dancers swirled about us as we wandered to see the new play area. The Sowe Four have now become the Sowe Seven...and still not a word in the press... And there was a Sofa...just dumped on the car park. Seren wanted to take it home because it was comfo...okay, Seren is still worn out from yesterday, climbed on the sofa and fell completely asleep whilst I was taking pics...totally Grarfoof when I turned round...
Posted on: Mon, 08 Sep 2014 06:07:16 +0000
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