The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. --Sam Levinson This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesnt say how far to separate them. -- Gracie Allen Ive been on a constant diet for the last two decades. Ive lost a total of 789 pounds. By all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. -- Erma Bombeck I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. -- Joe E. Lewis I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead -- not sick, not wounded -- dead. -- Woody Allen Food is an important part of a balanced diet. -- Fran Lebowitz Health food makes me sick. -- Calvin Trillin Watermelon -- its a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. -- Enrico Caruso Old people shouldnt eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get. -- Robert Orben About 85% of women are responsible for cooking the family dinner, and 84% wish they didnt have to. A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order. There was a big sign posted. No bills larger than $20 will be accepted. The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked, Believe me, if I HAD a bill larger than $20, I wouldnt be eating here.
Posted on: Fri, 28 Nov 2014 14:25:32 +0000
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