The new Marine fresh out of basic training was about to hit the battle field when he said Sarge, I dont have a gun! The Sergeant says, yeah , I know, but Obama shorted us, so take this broom stick and just point it at the enemy and go Bangity Bangity Bang! The young Marine says, ok, but hell, what about a Bayonette? The Sergeant replied, no, sorry, Obama shorted us on Bayonettes too, so take this straw, and tape it to the end of your broom stick, and yell Stabbity Stabbity Stab!. The Marine charged out into battle pointing his broom stick and yelling Bangity Bangity Bang, Stabbity Stabbity stab, and to his surprise Taliban started falling dead all around him. Only one was left and continued towards the Marine. Bangitty, Bangitty Bang, Stabbity Stabity Stab he yelled, but the lone Taliban kept coming and stomped the Marine in the ground yelling Tankity Tankity Tank!
Posted on: Thu, 03 Apr 2014 02:51:36 +0000
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