The new season begins tomorrow so Im going to state a few rules that us City fans should follow...... Rule Number 1. If City lose tomorrow dont panic, its only the first game of the season. Rule Number 2. If City do go on a good run of form do not start thinking ten steps too far and start to catch Promotion fever. Rule Number 3. If we claim an award for Player/Manager of the month you know thats when we are then cursed therefore the seasons over. Rule Number 4. When it gets to February that is when we will deflate and lose form therefore the seasons over so dont be suprised if this happens. Rule Number 5. DO try to get pissed before every game its the only way youll enjoy yourself. I dont want to catch anyone NOT drinking! Rule Number 6. Keep the protest up against SISU at all times. Rule Number 7. Always have at least one friend who makes videos on Youtube. And finally Rule Number 8. No matter how crap you think City are just remember one thing.......Brazil lost 7-1! Were shit but Brazil are shitter! Enjoy the season and get hammered before every game!
Posted on: Fri, 08 Aug 2014 20:27:59 +0000
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