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The newspaper : I have decided to add a little excitement to my life..I cancelled my subscription to the paper..So I could get up early and be one of those old bastards that hurry down to the paper machine and beat out the other guys for the last paper..I know its sad.. but hey.. I havent been last yet. Today I was cornered by and old guy who started droning on and on about his feet..His feet. He went through all his doctors appointments over the years..shoes.. I did a quick tap dance at one point and even pointed to the sky..Look a Pelican! But nothing could distract him. Finally he said my wife died a year ago ( suicide I would guess) Poor old bugger. As he pulled away I noticed the Seahawks sticker on his window..So screw him..Hes an idiot.
Posted on: Sat, 24 Jan 2015 01:56:52 +0000

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