The next door neighbors Labrador x dog has been at it again coming over to relive its bowels again on my lawn, we have spoken to the neighbor about this problem before and have caught the dog twice and tied it up at their front door, well this time I had enough, there was a huge steaming pile of sloppy diarrhea shit again right in the middle of the bloody lawn so I got the shovel and carefully gathered the entire stinking contents on it and then performed what I call "Dog Shit Catapult" as I launched it over the fence it all broke up in mid air as bits covered their front lawn and driveway......It was a proud moment :)
Posted on: Sun, 01 Sep 2013 09:26:20 +0000