The origin of clowns by Lily and Michael Hunten To come up with such a story you must first be around others who encourage nonsensical stories. One day I asked Mike where clowns came from? I thought it was going to be a simple answer but instead he responds instantly Balloons Shame on me for thinking clowns came from elsewhere. So I responded with wait like eggs? Then how are they fertilized? Mike birthday cake frosting of course! Of course.. Thus we ventured further into the cosmic fluffery of clowndome. The clown egg (balloon) must be fertilized with only birthday cake frosting, then incubated for 3 months in a warm place like sewers, under beds.etc... After which they begin to hatch into thousands of multi colored larva with little hooks at the rear and mouths like lamprey. Pure evil, these creatures would begin to feed on one another. (other wise we would be over run by clowns) With blood of Grenadine, their sticky bodies swell rapidly as they knaw on the corpses of their brethren, leaching the pigment from its victims. They grow in size with every bite until only a few are left from the thousands. When the intake limit is reached their bodies secrete a sticky residue that crystallizes as they proceed into pupa stage 2. 6 months these creatures hang from the ceiling encased in their sugary sack. These creatures form into human like clowns and depending on the color variation they ate prior will tell you the species of clown (like genes) As they hang, the evil drains into their heads and when its time for them to emerge from their sugary coma, they drop from their cacoons onto their heads. Bonk!! Ehhyuk! Honknnkk! When this happens the evil is defused, but... If it does not.... They become lawyers and politicians! The end
Posted on: Sun, 23 Nov 2014 05:22:41 +0000
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