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The other night I was invited out for a night with the boys. I promised my wife that I would be home by midnight. Well the hours passed and the beers went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m.,really hammered,I took a taxi home. Just as I got in the door,the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.Quickly,realising that my fiance would probably wake up,I cuckooed another 9 times(so it would look like its Midnight).I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick solution,in order to escape a possible conflict with her. The next morning my fiance asked me what time I came back home and I told her Midnight! As promissed! She didnt seem pissed off at all,so I felt really releaved. But then she said,We need a new cuckoo clock! And when I asked her why,she said, Well,last night our clock cuckooed three times,then said Oh sh*t!,cuckooed 4 more times,cleared its throat,cuckooed another 3 times,laughed,cuckooed twice more,and then tripped over the coffee table and farted!

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