The othjer day I saw myself through the eyes of my grandchild as she lauded me the best gramma ever in the whole wide world!! She spoke abour my abilities, qualities and praised me for a myriad of things which I never knew I was capable of. A few stuck in my brain. My hairdo: they seldom see me without a scarve. Seeing my hair the other impressed upon her that I am as clever as Einstein; our hairdos are the same! The weight of all the gold in the world put together pales next to me! I am the most versatile granma ever! Apparently I possess the ability of metamorphosis when the four of them are in need of a place to sit. I can turn into the softest couch ever About the windmills of Holland: Apparently I manufacture more wind than all the windmills of Holland put together! I am more powerful than the Cape Dr.; as I am capable to rattle three more houses down their street in times of emissions. Seemingly I have the ability to outdo the cannon on Signal Hill! About being steadfast: consistenly I am the only one left standing in a haze of carbon monoxide, making me the best person to protect our country in thermonuclear warfare! The best part she loves about me is my ability to carry two large cushions around without ever getting tired, on which the four of them can rest their tired heads!! Ah, the observant eyes, ears and noses of the young. Fascinating!! !
Posted on: Thu, 07 Nov 2013 13:24:46 +0000
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