The parents of a 21-year-old girl forbade her from having a tattoo. On her 21st birthday she excitedly went to a tattoo parlor to interview the tattoo artist. Explaining to the tattoo artist that she would like a tattoo of Jon Bon Jovi on the inside of her upper thigh and a picture of Bruce Springsteen on the inside of her upper right thigh. Explaining to the tattoo artist how much she always wanted this she then said if the first person I see cant recognize them then I dont want to pay for it. The tattoo artist thought for for a moment and agreed that if the first person she saw couldnt recognize the images they would be free. After several hours of tattooing the girl walked outside the tattoo parlor and the first person she saw was a drunk walking up the street. Pulling up her skirt to her waist she asked do you know who these people are? The drunk thought for a moment and then said the guy on the left is Bon Jovi and the guy on the right is Bruce Springsteen and Im not sure but I think the guy in the middle is Willie Nelson.
Posted on: Wed, 09 Jul 2014 16:22:51 +0000
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