The pastor in a small village church was renowned for his boring speeches, so the congregation quite often fell asleep during his sermons. When the bishop visited him, he complained of this to him. - Well, the bishop said. From time to time I have had the same problem. I then start to tell them that one time in my life I have been lying at the breast of a woman who was not my wife... When they look at me with large eyes, I say to them : It was when I was a baby and was lying at my mothers breast. The pastor found this to be a good advice, and thought he would use it the next time. True enough, the next sunday, the congregation drifted into half sleep, and the pastor said : - One time in my life I have been lying at the breast of a woman who was not my wife..., and the congregation looked at him in astonishment. ...... but now I cannot remember who ......??? .... - Oh yes, It was the bishops mother!!
Posted on: Mon, 26 Aug 2013 12:04:06 +0000
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