......The pastorpreneur is the man on the payroll of everyone’s pocket in the church...........When the churchgoer says he pays his tithe to God, they are the Gods in whose possession the tithe safely lies. Their pocket - the church’s offering, their bank account- the collective proceeds of men, and the minds of men- their football pitch. None other but these men solely control the mentality and minds of men en masse. The mentality of a religitard is determined by the oral blunder of his pastor. .... Insult the religitard and every other thing, but say no word about his pastorpreneur; they’ll skin you alive. To the shepple, he is blameless........ True to this, the pastorpreneur lives as God; for who can blame God? The choir spinsters are for his delight, to do freely as he is pleased. Fishers of men like the holy book labels them, and true to the title, all he needs to do is simply point at the desired spinster(fish) and the kill is all to his indulgence in the bedroom. After all he who works in the altar, must eat from the altar. The pastorpreneur not only possesses the power to hack into the wallets and minds of men, he can equally hack in between the thighs of the religitard bandwagons on skirts...... all he’s got to say is “Thus says the Lord sister Grace, ‘commit thy vessels of milk and flowery temple into the hands of the prophet, that he may come his bowels into thy wet abode”, and boom! He is laid. Call it the work of the PIMPINGSTRY, sorry, the work of the ministry. ...Not only are the wallets and purse of gullible men not safe around these men, the thighs and breasts of maidens are not spared from their nets....... He is the man whom the people have appointed to deceive them, the man whom men have permitted to lie to them, extort them and determine to them what ought to be and not be. No other day of the week gives the preacher so much joy like Sundays. He is on his highest ebb on these days. You can never find an unhappy pastor on Sunday unless of course the turn-out in the Sunday service was disappointing or the church offering did not amount to what he had hoped for....... Standing tall and high on joy on the pulpit, the preacher is often the finest to sing the popular church song “I AM HAPPY WHEN THEY SAY LET US GO TO THE HOUSE OF THE LORD”............. And the preacher never fails to echo “IN THE PRESENCE OF GOD, THERE IS FULLNESS OF JOY”. If you are the preacher, will you disagree? Standing shoulders-high like an alpha-male on the pulpit and over-looking his congregation, his sees the vibrating smile of his church members, the happiness and willingness by the sheeple to be fleeced by their shepherd. He sniffs the air and smells the gullibility of the people, he inhales deeply and drops a worship song that expresses his innate euphoria, and true to his vibe, the people about to make him richer join to echo his joy as he closes his eyes to picture his bank figures about to add some weight..... Temidayo Ahanmisi Amaka Rea Go Da Oyeyinka Elijah Damilare Airen Ogbomo Airen Ogbomo Ify Adenuga Folashade Marsh Jacqueline Ifeyinwa Chinjika Varian Xavier Dan Djudah Khemhai Kech Simons Ita Awak Amara Yaa High-ChiefItembe Julius Nseobot Darren Idongesit Aquaisua Tavian Oladapo Reginald Dokubo Carol Gray Onatufe Edebi OPEN LINK TO READ FULL ARTICLE
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