>The patience you exercise when your Blackberry hangs, please use it in relationships. >The Toilet, best place to eat stolen meat. >Time Heals everything, well except Maasai tribal Marks. >Why count your money in front of the ATM? Will you return if its incomplete or is there a button that says incomplete? >It amazes me that people are afraid to talk in the exam room when the question clearly said Discuss >Im in Nairobi, my internet is terrible but Lodwar is in semi arid area and yet he has enough bandwidth to upload 59mins YouTube video. >The rate at which the Harambee Stars plays losing games is making me wonder if it to the politicall party belonging to Mudavadi. >Some girls are looking for tall guys with pink lips and six packs when their father is short, pot bellied with pommo lips. >It is only in Kenya that a Policeman will stop you and search your phone gallery for blue film >If People Can Use LOL Without Even Laughing Surely They Use I Love You Without Even Loving You. Be Guided. >Somewhere in Kiambu an Nyeri a man is struggling with the ushers on how to retrieve the sh.2000 he mistakenly dropped instead of sh.20 for offerings in the church. >If a woman leaves a man with vision for a man with television, soon shell watch the man with vision on her husbands television. >Youve been Engaged since 2010, till today youre still ENGAGED. MY girl, youre not LORD OF THE RINGS please return that key holder.
Posted on: Sat, 04 Oct 2014 16:22:25 +0000
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