The perfect job for me...Reader! In the Cigar factories in Tampa they had a gentleman that came in each day to read the paper and then novels and short stories to the cigar rollers while they worked. I love reading aloud! I love oral interpretation of literature and would have thrown some poems in the mix and an occasional joke! (Give me a rap beat...) Youre cigars so fat...(Everyone in unison) How fat is it?....(Me) Youre cigars so fat that it can get busy with Monica Lewinski and when times are rough i saw in the back of La Teresitas with handcuffs! Youre cigars so fat...youre cigar smokes crack... its got a burning yearning and its edges are black...it got stuck in a butt crack...we thought it was gone but it was caught in the g-strap! You rolled it like a fattie, but it couldnt have the baby cause we dressed it up to look just a Chevrolet...toting on a mountain top...puffing like a flute...smoking like a hottie drinking whiskey from a boot... it got wings and teeth like an Cuban Bat...its middle name is Gorda but on top of all that...Youre cigar the only one I know that has a chin strap!
Posted on: Fri, 03 Oct 2014 02:40:35 +0000
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