The perks of being 50+ 1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 3. No one expects you to run - anywhere. 4. People call at 9 PM and ask, Did I wake you? 5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. 6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way. 7. Things you buy now wont wear out. 8. You can eat dinner at 4 P.M. 9. You enjoy hearing about other peoples operations. 10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans. 11. You have a party and the neighbours dont even realize it. 12. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. 13. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room. 14. You sing along with elevator music. 15. Your eyes wont get much worse. 16. Your start looking closely at Saga holidays. 17. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service. 18. Your secrets are safe with your friends, because they cant remember them either. 19. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size. 20. You cant remember who sent you this list
Posted on: Mon, 14 Apr 2014 17:32:41 +0000