The progress was further aided by widespread reports that *heading* a soccer ball can cause brain damage. While it is subtle compared with, say, the awesome moment when Joe Theismanns leg DAMN NEAR BROKE FREAKING OFF on live TV (OMG! have you SEEN the video replay?), the potential for destroying the life and normal function of players is one of the things that has been retarding *soccers* popularity in the US. After all, even the most devoted US hockey fans admit that they rarely look up from their iPods until gloves hit the ice and the only reason we go watch cars drive fast in a circle is moonshine on the infield and crashes with pieces parts flying up into the stand. Without injuries, soccer is just men doing ballet in a meadow albeit with the music mercifully muted.
Posted on: Mon, 30 Jun 2014 13:25:20 +0000
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