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The ritual begins. The silk pants first and then the velvet. Suspenders next. Padding. Socks. Boots. Black canvas gaiters...watch out for the bells on the buckles. Faux fur beneath the knees tied with thongs...arrange the underfelt red backdrops and the bells and tassels. Knee bells next. Knee pad so you can get down to see the little ones eye to eye without doing damage to your aging patella. Long coat next. Harness with leather bell suspenders. Add hook if needed for candy canes. Do a check. Overcoat...(coathardee)...with shoulder cape. Skull cap, Wig/beard/headband...apply spirit gum...moustache...fur hat. gloves...vambraces. Mirror check. OOPS...dont forget to dress Dixicupcup...hmmm...she has 16 Christmas outfits...what would be most appropriate? Let HER pick. Reindeer leash. Do you have cards? Do you have treats? Do you have ID and money as necessary? Now...the fun part...putting on the seat belt...(sigh)...Time to go. Most important: put on your best Santa smile. They can see it in your eyes even if they cannot see it through the beard...they will know if it is in your heart. HO! HO! HO! Merrrrrrry Chrrrrristmas!
Posted on: Wed, 10 Dec 2014 15:48:05 +0000

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