The roundest knight at King Arthur’s table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication. Shakespeare walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. I cant serve you. says the bartender. Youre Bard!
Posted on: Tue, 28 Oct 2014 14:57:17 +0000