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The saga continues … The boy with just a head - and – only a burlap sack for a body. The doctors gave me an artificial body. My body is a burlap bag filled with leaves. The doctors said that was the best that they could do on account of us havin no money or insurance. I would like to have a body transplant, but we need more money. Mommy doesnt work because she said employers dont hire crying people. I said, Dont cry, Mommy, and she hugged my burlap body. Mommy always gives me hugs, even though shes allergic to burlap, and it chafes her real bad. I hope you will help me. You can help me if you forward this e-mail. Dr. Johansen said if you forward this e-mail then Bill Gates will team up with AOL and do a survey with NASA. Then the astronauts will collect prayers from school children all over America and take them up to space so that the angels can hear them better. Then they will go to the Pope, and he will take up a collection in church and send the money to the doctors. The doctors could help me better then. Maybe one day I will be able to play baseball. Or maybe just use my lungs and heart, when the doctors make them. The doctors said that every time you forward this letter, the astronauts can take another prayer to the angels. Please help me. Mommy is so sad, and I want a body. I dont want my leaves to rot before I turn 10. If you dont forward this e-mail, thats OK. Mommy says youre a mean heartless person who doesnt care about a poor little boy with only a head. She says that she hopes that you stew in the raw pit of your own guilt-ridden stomach. What kind of wretched person are you that you cant take five lousy minutes to forward this to all your friends so that they can feel guilt and shame for the rest of their day, and then maybe help a poor, bodiless nine-year-old boy? Please help me. This really sucks. I try to be happy but its hard. I wish I had a puppy. I wish I could hold a puppy. Thank You. Billy Smiles Evans, The boy with just a head. And a burlap sack for a body.
Posted on: Fri, 23 Jan 2015 03:20:06 +0000

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