The secret behind Petrolify is a proprietory blend of hydrocarbons and organic compounds known as Pet-ro-le-um. Every single pill contains literally millions of years of stored solar energy. In fact, you can say we took sunlight and put it in a bottle. Petrolify might not be for everyone. Consult your doctor before taking. Side effects may include oil spills, deforestation, depression, loss of identity, corporatisation, aquifer depletion, delusions of grandeur, birth defects, habitat loss, George W. Bush, the 405 in Los Angeles, ice cap melting, loss of democracy, thermonuclear warfare, species extinction, fracking, Al Gore, melting glaciers, oil price shocks, petrodollar imperialism, fuel-centred foreign policy, consumerism, automobile dependency, native culture loss, Wall Street tycoons, traffic jams, the dupes of hazard science, Frankenfood, military adventurism -- and, in extreme cases, total and complete human extinction. Petrolify. Dont Just Seize the Day, Seize Life.
Posted on: Sun, 28 Sep 2014 05:12:54 +0000
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