The story I am about to tell you is 100% true. Tonight, I walked into a Petco and as I picked up a bag of dog food a worker walked up to me, looked me dead in the eyes, and nervously said, two men just walked in with a baby Hyena. To which I replied, Huh? She then said, Two men just walked in with a hyena and I dont know what to do. So I walked around the corner and sure as hell saw two very creepy, dirty dudes with a baby Hyena in a shopping cart. About the size of a German Shepherd puppy. Now, I am an animal love but I HATE Hyenas. They are predators and they are scavengers and you cant trust that mixture. Ive seen Lion King. So Im really nervous and keep my distance. I notice another Petco worker over there taking photos of it. He walks over to ring me up to which I greet him with, Dude, is that legal to even own? He says, Its cool. They are a traveling circus. I stare at him and say, What the shit does that even mean? He then explains to me for no reason that his uncle owns a real life wolf. Thanks a lot, Westland. I get in my car and I call the cops. Now I NEVER call the cops but this looked very weird. I saw these dudes pull up at the same time as me in a real crappy van. It didnt add up! Cop answers the phone and I describe exactly what is happening to which he replied, Huh? I totally get that response. He then tells me that there is a circus in town. I say, Does the traveling circus travel in a shitty 95 Plymouth Villager mini-van? No laugh from the cop. He just says, Well if someone else calls about the Hyena we will send someone out. and he hangs up. If a childs face is bitten off tonight by a wild Hyena I know I did my part in trying to stop it. So I ask you....how was your Tuesday?
Posted on: Wed, 12 Nov 2014 00:25:08 +0000
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