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The story of The Revenge of Lanzones my mom bought 2kg of Lanzones and when the store wasnt busy i would open the bag of Lanzones and eat it. I wasnt aware that Ive been eating half of the contents on the bag and I couldnt stop. Then I saw this one juicy big one and squeezed/pushed it open... Lanzones: for my brethren!!! The white liquid squirts on my right eye Me: f*#$! Arghhhhhhh!!!!!! *says all the magical words inside my head* Quickly went to the bathroom and washed my eye, no effect, felt like glue was inside. Couldnt open it for 10 minutes, and when I did, my eye was as pinkish-red. Felt I had pink-eye disease. Moral story: do not open Lanzones close to your eye =___= Linya nalan gani akong mata, masudlan pajud.

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