The story of two cows for some stereotypes of nationalities CHINA You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers. FRANCE You have two cows.You go on strike because you want three cows. JAMAICA You have two cows...Whoa! catch that sucker before he jumps the moon. no...wait.... hes just rollerskating...wait a minute are cows supposed to be purple and look like Bob Marley?Ooh forget it. Pass the pipe. JAPAN You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth of the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create clever cow cartoon images called Cowkimon and market them World-Wide GERMANY You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves. BRITIAN You have two cows.Both are mad! SWEDEN You have two cows. You bought them from IKEA and assembled them yourself (it was cheaper). SWITZERLAND You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them. If they give milk, you tell no one. ITALY You have two cows, but you dont know where they are. RUSSIA You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 12 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka. GREECE You have two cows. You claim subsidy from the EU for 400 cows. Your 199 first cousins, who also have two cows each, do the same. When the EU inspectors come around, you shift the 400 cows from cousin to cousin. Everyone gets subsidies for 400 cows. HUNGARY You have two cows. One gives nothing but sour milk. You sell it to your brother without telling him. IRELAND You have two cows. One is Catholic, one is Protestant.
Posted on: Sun, 21 Dec 2014 22:18:11 +0000
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