The story that all of the rushees created tonight: Once upon a time, there was a big piece of banana pudding. It was from the best BBQ place in Texas. Rudys has the best the brisket. They drop ghost peppers in every slice. The tacos tasted great with the ghost peppers. The ghost peppers gave me acid poop. I then ate two gallons of ice cream. I proceeded to the restroom. There, I caught my ex with a concubine. As the boat floated away, I never saw her again, and I went to McDonalds. Upon arriving, I ordered a McGangBang and waited for the delicious orgy of meats to be presented to me. I came, I saw, I devoured. Then, I threw up. It was green and purple. It smelled really awful. I smelled awful too. I tried to ignore the stench and continue the convo. The shade was overwhelming. Trumpet is the shadiest instrument. The dinosaur died. The end
Posted on: Thu, 09 Oct 2014 03:47:21 +0000
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