The tabloid, and, well, general press in this country, its not necessarily all that. Me, I think sometimes about that one day picking a specific paparazzi or journalist at random, you know, a particular one at relative random to dislike, and, well, all Im saying is that my grandpa Sydney who would have been a hundred years old on the 26th of December this year, once upon a time he trained me in the ways of the force; that is to say, the vice and the miniature hacksaw and the.....lathe. Most enlightened in the ways of the.....lathe. Which is why when I read in the scurrilous press recently that Ben Stiller was only Christine Taylors SECOND husband, I wasnt immediately sure whether or not to believe. People can type any old shit and that doesnt make it true. As a general rule in life its better to treat everything, literally everything, with a most healthy, vibrant, vigorous but yet nonetheless entirely circumspect scepticism. Anyway, apparently her first husbands name was Horcruxes. Seven Horcruxes. Its an odd name, no argument there. He was from Barcelona. So her legal name before she married Ben Stiller was Mrs Christine Horcruxes. It might not be a true story. Wheres my lathe?
Posted on: Thu, 10 Jul 2014 09:13:31 +0000
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