The teacher in Little Johnnys school asked the class what their parents did for a living. Mary, what does your parents do? Little Mary replied, My dad is a lawyer and my mummy is a nurse. Thats very nice, said the teacher. Robert, what do your parents do? Robert proudly exclaimed, My dad is a policeman and my mom is a teacher! Thats very nice, said the teacher, Johnny, what do your parents do? He stood up and pronounced, My dads dead and my moms a hooker. Naturally, after that remark, he got sent off to the principals office. 15 minutes later, he returned. Did you tell the principal what you said in class? asked the teacher. Little Johnny replied, Yes, he said that in our economy every job is important, gave me a chocolate and asked for my phone number.
Posted on: Sat, 26 Oct 2013 09:40:25 +0000
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