The ten brilliant things we could expect from Ryanair Holidays It is the news we have all been waiting for. That renowned flag-bearer for the aviation industry, Ryanair, is planning to branch out into the world of package holidays. This famed Irish purveyor of ‘low-cost’ travel has revealed that the grand concept of ‘Ryanair Holidays’ may be only a half-decade away. ‘If it becomes Ryanair Holidays at a point in time, it is a logical way for the brand to go,’ the airline’s chief marketing officer Kenny Jacobs said earlier this week. On the off-chance that you can’t wait that long for the tantalising prospect of a Ryanair-assisted escape to a sunny destination (or an east European city you haven’t heard of), here is a preview of what we may (as in won’t at all, really. Because this is satire) all be able to look forward to. It will be the best thing ever. Seriously, 2019 cannot come soon enough. 1) Hotel rooms from just £6.99 a night* (2) Exciting ways to pay (3) Early-bird check-in times (4) Another teensy-weensy additional cost for checking in (5) A minuscule extra fee for luggage (6) Hotels in not-at-all-misleading places (7) Endless chances to win, win, win (8) Lovely, comfortable, luxury beds (9) Entertaining music on check-out (10) Hugely helpful and friendly staff
Posted on: Thu, 06 Nov 2014 09:29:16 +0000