The two dumbest conversations I found myself a part of during the last week: 1) Target Salesman: I am sorry we dont have all the pieces to hook up the television you just bought to the wall mount but I am sure you can figure a way to Rig it up. (I see nothing that can go wrong with me rigging up up a 70lb TV six feet off the ground, over a fire place with kids running around the house!) 2) Best Buy Salesman: You can pay $89 to have television delivered tomorrow or you can get it delivered the next day for free. Me: I will wait a day and get free delivery, thank you. Salesman: I cant get it to you the day after tomorrow, we cant deliver it for a week, next Saturday at the earliest! Me: Wait, you said.... Salesman: Yea but we dont have any available to deliver. Me: But, if I pay $89 you have one to deliver Salesman: yes Me: I will wait! Lets just say I am ready to go back to work and have normal, intelligent conversations with middle school children!
Posted on: Sun, 04 Jan 2015 21:38:20 +0000