The vote is in for What should Loaf do? You picked A. Slowly, listening to the witch humming in the opposite direction, Loaf reaches for the cucumber. He slides in under him, just between his buns. He gives it a little gas, silent, but deadly. The witch turns around, Now we are going to turn you into my draugr thrall! Sound good? She raises the dagger in her hand. Loaf reaches for the cucumber, unsheathes it from his bum, and swings for her. The stinky cucumber, at high velocity, smacks the dagger from her hand. He then shoves the vegetable in her mouth. She tried to scream, but the cucumber is in there good. She bites down upon it, fully tasting the stench of Loafs lunch. She lets out a loud cry, heard by all around, and drops to the floor on her hands and knees. I, having heard the screams, rush in to meet them. I see the necromancer books and things lying about. Then I bind the incapacitated witchs hands behind her back, By order of the Jarl, youre under arrest for the crime of necromancy! Youre going to rot in Dragonsreach. Loaf wants to get in his, its his favorite part, he thinks its time for a one-liner. Which should he use? A) Thats the last time you try to zombie someone! B ) Its a gas, isnt it? C) Cucumbers! D) Theres a lot more where that came from, I had tacos! Vote vote vote! -Meat
Posted on: Thu, 07 Aug 2014 03:17:44 +0000
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