The walls of this dressing room are closing in on me...the fluorescent lighting is a spotlight for all 46 of my gray hairs and my Iowa colored skin looks more Jaundice than white..the floor to ceiling surrounding mirrors are like a fun house horror show and my knee pits are starting to sweat. The assistant knocks on my door and quietly asks if she can help in any way. Yes, please bring me a box a Kleenex, a seamstress and a few yards of material...this cocktail dress has issues! In a non-quiet voice she laughs Miss....(insert deep breath) THAT is a NOT a dress: THAT is a bathing suit cover-up! Well then....tis my bathing suit that has issues, and please bring me those Kleenex and a glass of wine if you have one. I JUST might learn how to shop on-line. Two more months til vacation......keep on working out Sandie!!!!!
Posted on: Tue, 30 Dec 2014 23:14:14 +0000
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