The war on ISIS took a dramatic turn early on Friday morning, the - TopicsExpress



          

The war on ISIS took a dramatic turn early on Friday morning, the United States of America Jets bombarded ISIS held territories in Iraq and Syria with HD DVDs and Blue-Ray discs of Farah Khan’s latest SRK starrer, “Happy New Year”. After the minimum arming duration of 184 minutes – incidentally equivalent to the length of “Happy New Year” – all hell broke loose in ISIS held cities. Armed terrorists ran helter-skelter firing indiscriminately, and hordes of ISIS fighters jumped off the cliffs, resulting in massive casualties within a matter of hours. “This is just the beginning,” said a confident Lloyd J Austin, head of the United States Central Command. “We’ll up the ante in November with Ram Gopal Varma’s ‘Sridevi’, and then perform the *coup de grace* in the first half of 2015 by airdropping Sajid Khan’s next movie.”
Posted on: Sun, 26 Oct 2014 09:05:18 +0000

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