The wedding date was set and the grooms three pals - a carpenter, an electrician, and a dentist - were deciding what pranks to play on the couple on their wedding night. The carpenter figured sawing the slats of their bed would give them a chuckle or two. The electrician decided to wire the bed - with alternating current, of course. The dentist wouldnt commit himself, but wore a sly grin and promised it would be memorable. The nuptials went as planned and a few days later, each of the grooms buddies received the following note: DEAR FRIENDS, WE DIDNT MIND THE BED SLATS BEING SAWED. THE ELECTRIC SHOCK WAS ONLY A MINOR SETBACK. BUT IM GOING TO KILL THE GUY WHO PUT NOVOCAINE IN THE VASELINE!
Posted on: Mon, 26 Jan 2015 04:35:00 +0000
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