The whole bus was held hostage, for about 45 minutes everyone was freaking out. No one had the balls to say anything to him. We just watched with our cowardly stares, we all knew nothing else could be done at this time; someone might just get shot anytime soon! Well, I was the only one who had the guts to say a word, not out of bravery anyway, its just that the bastard was sitting close to me; hey, and its not what you are thinking, he didnt have a gun on him (if thats what you are thinking) the bastard was jerking off in a bus!!! I mean, who does that? So I said, my man, take it easy naa, you dey hit my elbow thats all I said though, I just didnt want to say too much, I didnt want to get him over the edge. Then, all of a sudden, all these cowards in the bus suddenly developed guts to talk. Guy, wetin you dey do sef? put your thing back in your trouser naa a man said, he actually looked scared though, because I could sense the quake in his voice while he spoke. Meeehhhn!!! This is really disgusting! Another man muttered in solidarity. At that point I knew, I just knew this wasnt gonna end well. So, I stood up and I said, will everyone please calm down!! Or you are gonna get me shot in this bus!!! Lets just co-operate with this gentleman so no one gets hurt!!! Okay!!!?. Just as I said that, the jerking off bastard stood up and barked, now everyone! Back off! Back off!! With his right palm still stroking his thing. Now, we are really terrified, so the jerking off bastard started walking around, stroking his thing, like a terrorist in a plane. Then he started making demands. Hey you there! Squeeze your titties!!! He demanded from a fair plum lady. Oh my god!! Why is this happening to me!! She cried as she squeezed her breasts slowly. Hey you!! Open your legs lemme see your panties!!! He barked again at another lady, this one wasnt as attractive though. Me?..... Oh goodness, this is a very bad day.... She cried as she slowly parted her legs. Just then, his countenance changed! We all knew what that meant!! And then he groaned!! Shit!!! We are gonna get cum shot!! So I charged towards him to put him down so no one gets shot. At that moment, the shot was fired!! I cant remember how it happened, but I dodged that stuff like the matrix. But the guy behind me wasnt so lucky, it landed right on his forehead. Shit!!! A cum on your forehead on a monday morning? Personally, I think thats a wrap for the whole day because I dont see any good coming out from such day or even the entire week.... My face!!! My face!!! Oh god!!! My face!!! He screamed uncontrollably. It burns!!! It burns!!! I had to say something to him, calm down mehn!! Its just a cum! I said, patting his shoulders. What if hes got HIV or any STD? Oh my god!!! He cried Calm down mehn!! No one gets HIV from a cum on his face!!! Just calm down!!! I said again.... Well, the truth is: I didnt even know if I was right or wrong about that, but I really had to say something to calm him tha hell down.... Happy monday. Wishing you a great week ahead.
Posted on: Mon, 06 Oct 2014 04:56:33 +0000
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