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The wind blowing from across the pond says Scotland may vote to leave the United Kingdom. Americans decided this in 1776. Scotland, what’s taken you so long? Many Americans don’t know the difference between Scotland and England. Nothing illustrates the difference more than what Scottish men wear below the waist and what English women wear above the neck. As an ugly American, sticking my nose where it’s not wanted, I’m siding with the Scotts for one reason: kilts. You heard me correctly: kilts. Scottish men can go “commando” under what looks like a dress and still keep their badass reputation. Put what looks a dress on a Scot and you get William Wallace. Put a dress on an Englishman and you get Boy George. In England the women still haven’t figured out the difference between a hat and a lampshade. If American colonists hadn’t rebelled against English taxes and tyranny, we would have started a revolution over those bloody big hats! Vote yes, Scotland. Pass on England and pass me the haggis! bit.ly/1wnvuli Bruce CampbellRobb JohnsonJaz McKayKevin QuaidChuck McKay
Posted on: Fri, 12 Sep 2014 19:52:30 +0000

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