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The worse pick-up line ever: One night, while out at a club, I saw two nice-looking young ladies standing in a corner. I, in a somewhat impaired state, decided to go over and talk to them. I introduced myself, attempting to make small talk, failing miserably. I realized how well-dressed they were, and decided to compliment them. I said, "You two look like you should be in church." For a long time, I could not understand why they started angrily removing their earrings and shoes; a buddy of mine convinced me that it would a good idea for me to leave the club before I could find out.
Posted on: Mon, 02 Sep 2013 06:31:11 +0000

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