Them: Hey, did you see that thing I posted? Me: Nope. Them: It was just this morning. Me: Youre actually not on my follow list on Facebook, sorry. Them: What? Why not? Me: Uh, you really want to know? Them: Of course. Me: Your posts exceeded their quotient of Fallacy Flags. Them: Fallacy Flags? Me: Yeah: - Etymological fallacy (one point). - Two wrongs make a right (one point). - Psychologists fallacy (one point). - Reposting crazy without checking Snopes (two points). - Correlation proves causation (two points). - Fallacy of composition (three points). - Genetic fallacy (three points). - Ambush-by-Presupposition (five points). If someones posts exceed ten points in any 30 day period, I unfollow them. Them: But thats so unfair. Me: Its nothing personal. I still do consider you a person who tries to do the right thing - really. Them: Tries? Me: So, um...hows work been for you lately, anyways? (Identifying information removed to protect the guilty)
Posted on: Thu, 05 Jun 2014 21:47:53 +0000
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