Then there are the liberal lunatics. No, really, just how hard do you have to work in order to connect my innocuous throwaway one-liner about bacon and robots to the terrorist attacks in France solely in order to feign liberal outrage for your audience? The funny part is that his outrage makes no sense whatsoever in the context hes using it - the victims in France werent bacon-free. But hey, why let that spoil a good outrage, eh? Give this guy some crocodile tears and hed be Glenn Beck. Im outraged at the inhumanity of it all. How dare somebody that I dont know crack wise on Twitter when theres this other thing halfway around the world that Im thinking about right now? Must. Connect. The. Two. And. Be. Angry. For. Social. Juuuuustice! If this silly jackass ISNT on medication, he should seriously consider it. Later, Xopher SJW Halftongue (and really interesting choice of handles there, given that according to Tolkien Xopher Halftongue, was craven scumbag who whispered deliberate lies into the kings ear and that SJW, or Social Justice Warrior, is a commonly accepted synonym for insufferable social media asshole), is pretty sure that the @POTUS parody account is in fact a parody account. Nothing gets by Captain Outrage!
Posted on: Wed, 14 Jan 2015 02:57:13 +0000