There Could be Worse Things in Life.... This Man was passing by his daughters bedroom and was amazed to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up on her pillow. It was addressed, Dad. With the worst feeling, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands: Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that Im writing you. I had to leave with my new boyfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and Mom. Ive been finding real passion with Bubba. He is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of him because of all his piercings tattoos, his Motorcycle clothes, and because he is so much older than I am. But its not only the passion, Dad. I am pregnant. Bubba said that we will be very happy. He owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Bubba has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesnt really hurt anyone. Well be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people in the area for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, well pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so that Bubba can get better. He sure deserves it! Dont worry Dad, Im 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, Im sure well be back to visit so you can get to know your many grand kids. Love, your daughter, Bethany. P.S. Dad, none of the a above is true. Im over at Jennifers house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worst things in life than my report card thats on the kitchen table. Please call when it is safe for me to come home! Now her report card might not say so, but thats a smart lil girl to throw her parents off like that. It gave me a heads up if minds pull this stunt! Lol
Posted on: Thu, 10 Apr 2014 02:18:31 +0000
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