There are many reasons why Im a wanker most I wouldnt try to defend! However, one of them isnt for not moving over from the outside lane of the M9 in morning rush hour traffic as Im sitting doing the same 50mph as the other 2000 cars in front of me! So having been invited to move by the transit van sitting right up my arse, flashing his lights and waving in a closed fist horizontal fashion was to my mind just being rude! And as this was going on for the best part of 4 miles my normally placid nature was being sorely tested! Now what the boy in the van couldnt possibly know is that Im also a small petty man and thats where him displaying his mobile number across the bonnet of said transit came in right handy! Good luck securing that big landscaping job your going to see in Bathgate this afternoon mate, the delight in your voice at having been recommended thro word of mouth was evident! Pity its a petrol station you got the postcode for! Ye might want to double check the other job in Drymen yer going to price on Thursday as well!! Deep I am a wanker mate, just not for the reason you thought I was joy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted on: Mon, 18 Aug 2014 11:41:58 +0000
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