There are many ways you can do to a persons until she puts it on head for you by force. Among them is if you do something out of the ordinary. Not buying her dogogio, even if expensive how, or taking her out for dinner. She has been buyed many times by others before you. She doent count that. Something out of the ordinary like, buying her a motor vehicle, or taking her to Dubai for a shopping spree. The only problem with that is that our sorry bells are far above us. The other one is tell her alot of lies. They enjoy being lied to, rather, thuruari will freely fly off if you tell her colorful lies, like Uhunye calls your number personally and sometimes you even refuse to pick his calls until he sends you a message begging you to pick. Though they love lies, its not always good to lie because you are at risk of going to satan. Where does that leave you? There are other simple, inexpensive ways that you know but have never tried them. One, like taking her to a movie at Imax . Small problem with that though is that majority of us dont hear English spoken with nose well well. Unless DJ Afros comes in handy, you wait for your neibor who hears English of Europeans to laugh so that you also laugh at a joke you did not hear. Too bad, Imax cant allow him in and also, they cant project movies spoken in Philipine, mexican or Indian English accent. Where does that leave us. You want her to put it on head genuinely, without inducing her with dogogio... or lies. And you are in need of a genuine on head so that you can also feel like a gentleman for once. In most mens head, they dont feel like real men when they gerrit from dogogiod persons or trappers. Something still tells you that you are not man enough. Now, there is a play group called Johari Five. Mostly found at KNT. Johari are not in the business of borrowing things for you, but they facilitate. How? They leave you and your persons under the table from their acts. Literally! I have been to their shows twice and I am a witness that if you take a persons there, you will see her last teeth and when you go to room, you will see bean without being disturbed even small. Now, Johari will be coming to Nakuru this coming month to help men of Nakuru have their persons put 180 genuinely... because ribs will be cracked for real. The plays, because of those who dont understand English spoken with nose is in a dialect called Okuyu in Dholuo. My good friend Gathemia together with my one and only persons Silver Furaha have telled me that they will give 10 free tickets to a few of you who want to have their ribs cracked. I will be giving you details later on. And to the people of Nakuru, I will be watching you. I am DAgitari Onjohi Snr. Gyno & HOYOGEBEG (Helper Of You Get Bean Genuinely)
Posted on: Mon, 31 Mar 2014 10:11:32 +0000