There are some good ways to insult an NITian 1. First year: Ask his CGPA. Ask him why he couldnt make it to Nirma Institute of Technology. Again ask him which NIIT hes studying at. 2. Second year: Ask which club/section hes member of. Ask him why hes not a member of OC of Cultural and Tech fest. Ask him how he lost the Hostel election, when he was 100% sure of his victory. Put stress on the events that happened one night before the day of voting. 3.Third year: Ask where hes going for intern this summer. Specifically ask why hes not going for the foreign intern or why couldnt he make it. Is he dumb or what ?! Tell him that a foreign internship on his resume will land him with a 6 figure job next year during campus placements. This will literally piss him off! 4. Fourth/Final year: While (Till he gets placed) { Ask: Job lag gayi ? (Have you been placed ?) } Ask his placement package. Keep asking his joining date till he actually joins. Ask his joining location. Repeat above two steps. Also ask why he couldnt get that 60 lack package, while every other NITian is making headlines in Times of India/ HT etc. Ask his CAT percentile. Dont forget to ask about his BTP/Dissertation work. And So many have people here have been telling this: And this is the baap (father) of Irritation and works for every year: Koi Girlfriend bani kya? (Have you found a Girlfriend?)
Posted on: Wed, 10 Sep 2014 13:15:23 +0000
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